
If you’re anything like me, you will definitely love the little bit of fart humor mixed in too. Let’s just say I lost count after the 30 th time I heard it in this film, so Jackson might want to rethink being offended.Īll in all this is a brilliantly funny and action packed film that will keep you entertained the entire way. However, when I asked him about the use of the phrase in a recent interview, he was offended to be known for it. My only bug bear in this film is Jackson’s use of his trade mark “Mother F*&%$#” and not because it’s not funny, it certainly is.
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I would go as far as saying it’s one of the most appropriate soundtracks I have heard in years and I might just download it. The soundtrack is also flawless, with every song perfectly selected for the scene. Whilst they are over the top and at times almost comical, they are extremely well done and add some extra energy to the story. The stunts are also a major draw card for this movie. This is outstanding considering her total screen time is less than 10 minutes.

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The movie boasts Selma Hayek as Kincaid’s rather unorthodox wife and, whilst her name is on the poster and might sell tickets, she plays little more than a cameo, but she makes it count! Selma’s character is possibly the funniest role I have seen her play in and brings a whole different dimension of comedy to the film. Reynolds, Hayek, and Jackson were all pretty great.

A lot of the stunts are shot and edited well, and there are some funny scenes, but other than that, this film would have been trash without its all-star cast. A super cheesy, action comedy sequel with some satisfying action sequences, but plenty of cringe moments from beginning to end. The plot - if you can call it that, is far from riveting or original and has been slammed by critics and in my defense, what on earth were they expecting when you put two actors like Reynolds and Jackson together? I for one, was pleasantly surprised at the chemistry the two shared and the comic value mixed in with an enormous amount of blood spatter. Youre gonna get your fuck on, in an action context. I don’t feel I am spoiling the ‘plot’ as you can tell from the very beginning of the film that this was going to be the outcome. Initially, the odd couple spend as much time almost killing each other as being killed but as the cliché would have it, they end up bonding and becoming unlikely friends. I honestly can’t tell if it was meant to be an action film or a piss take on an action film but either way, I loved it. The two embark on a journey dodging bad guys every step of the way. Not sure who to trust, one savvy Interpol agent engages her former love interest who’s a disgraced and former high profile bodyguard, Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds), to take care of Kincaid and to get him to the court within the three day deadline.


Getting Kincaid to the courthouse proves a challenge even for Interpol’s best and brightest as they are intercepted and taken down in an effort to stop Kincaid from testifying. Jackson, Tine Joustra, Sam Hazeldine, Joaquim de Almeida, Chris Brazier, Andy Merchant, Alan McKenna, Salma Hayek, Donna Preston, Nikolay Stanoev, Joséphine de La Baume, Renars Latkovskis, Samantha Bolter, Simon Feek, Milen Kaleichev, Ori Pfeffer, Alexander Mercury, Michael Jinks, Mark Archer, Justin Pearson, Russell De Rozario, Velimir Velev, Batola Jean-Jacque Menard, Dijarn Campbell, Dawn Sherrer, Derek Morse, Owen Davis, Abbey Hoes, Antoin Cox, Bella Draganova, Bruno Salgueiro, Nicolas de Pruyssenaere, Bernd Pietsch, Jeffrey Nunes, Marko Mandic, Vladimir Vladimirov, Zlatka Raikova, Mounir Margoum, Hristo Petkov, Stilyan Mavrov, Yordan Danchev, Ulyana Chan, Dimitar Bakalov, Martin Geraskov, Ilian Emanviov,, Deepak Anand, Manoj Anand, Matias Araujo, Lan Artis, Lee Asquith-Coe, Daan Aufenacker, Robert-Jan Bartels, Kishore Bhatt, Velizar Binev, Joe Bryant, Steve Carroll, Nathanjohn Carter, Ross Carter, Alejandro Rodriguez Chavez, Alex Claus, Camilla Clayton, Tom Dab, Truus de Boer, Michel den Hartog, Vikki Edwards, Bruno Enrique, Karl Farrer, Dino Fazzani, Jason Grangier, Lee Nicholas Harris, Richard Hills Jr.This film is a surprisingly funny and entertaining take on the typical dreary action film, but making no mistakes it certainly quenches the thirst of action film addicts.īased on arrested hitman Darius Kincaid (Samuel L Jackson), Kincaid has done a deal to testify against a former leader of Belarus for inhumane treatment of his people in the International Court of Justice. Grant, Gary Oldman, Rod Hallett, Yuri Kolokolnikov, Nadia Konakchieva, Valentin Stojanov, Noortje Herlaar, Georgie Glen, Michael Gor, Barry Atsma, Ralitsa Vassileva, Abigail McLoughlin, Bradley John, Mariana Vekilska, Sophia Vassili, Kirsty Mitchell, Samuel L. All actors – Elodie Yung, Ryan Reynolds, Tsuwayuki Saotome, Roy Hill, Richard E.
